Chase Credit Card The Chase credit card is here. Get the Chase credit card my dear! en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Chase Credit Card So, you’re looking for a better Chase credit card. We understand. But while we understand in the literal sense, we would like to know about more about what is going on in your mind. After all, do you really think that you are going to be able to do better than the Chase credit card? Do you really think that you are going to be able to find something that is a better representation of status, class, and completely unfettered spending power? No way, not in this universe! Not in this galaxy! Not in this great state of Ohio! You are simply cannot do such a thing, no matter how much you try. But then again, never say never. But still, a Chase credit card is pretty darn fabulous, if you don’t mind us saying so. Do you mind us saying so? We hope that you do not. We hope that you love when we tell you such things, for it inspires you to go out and take action. Perhaps this will give you ultimate and complete satisfaction. Catch our drift? You do? Wow, how did you catch it? We hope that you were nice to it. After all, we were nice enough to tell you that the Chase credit card is exactly what you need to get at this point, and that you really would be a bit silly in order to get otherwise. In a matter of days, you will have progressed farther and further than you had ever dreamed possible. Your credit card will be a new motivation for you to excel in all matters of your life. You will easier to be around, and more attractive to your husband, cat, dog, and wife! Now how do you like that? We would be willing to bet that you like it a lot. We would be willing to bet so. It simply makes sense. Just like the Chase credit card makes sense, so do we. We know what we’re talking about. The Visa credit card is nice, but there is something that is even nicer in our humble opinion, and that is the Chase credit card! Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT